The Sound of Death Approaching
I hear it. The death knell. The sound of society taking it's last gasping breath...
Yes folks. I'm at the mall.
Sadly my iPhone decided it wanted to act up and so here I am awaiting an Apple "genius" who will likely tell me that it's time to replace my overworked 5S even though it's barely a year old. My how time moves swiftly in the life of an Apple product.
I have to ask..what exactly makes these iPad toting geeks "genius"? Not one of them strikes me as Ivy League material so what qualifies them for that title? I know why I have the title of genius. Mostly because I score well on standardized tests and am a miserable failure in most social situations. Does that mean I should work at Apple?
And while we're at it, I have a tiny rant about Amazon. I'm relatively certain I keep Amazon in business. They likely know me by name. But for the love of god, make your delivery people wash their hands after lunch and before packing my hard cover Erik Larson. I had getting brand new books with someone else's greasy, smudgy fingerprints all over the dust jacket. That's part of my OCD. I want to be the one to slather mayo on my book and make it look like a crime scene. MINE!
Ok I'm breathing.
So that my friends is the sum total of my day.
I'm so enjoying the mall that I think I may make an appointment for a root canal.
xx Poison
Yes folks. I'm at the mall.
Sadly my iPhone decided it wanted to act up and so here I am awaiting an Apple "genius" who will likely tell me that it's time to replace my overworked 5S even though it's barely a year old. My how time moves swiftly in the life of an Apple product.
I have to ask..what exactly makes these iPad toting geeks "genius"? Not one of them strikes me as Ivy League material so what qualifies them for that title? I know why I have the title of genius. Mostly because I score well on standardized tests and am a miserable failure in most social situations. Does that mean I should work at Apple?
And while we're at it, I have a tiny rant about Amazon. I'm relatively certain I keep Amazon in business. They likely know me by name. But for the love of god, make your delivery people wash their hands after lunch and before packing my hard cover Erik Larson. I had getting brand new books with someone else's greasy, smudgy fingerprints all over the dust jacket. That's part of my OCD. I want to be the one to slather mayo on my book and make it look like a crime scene. MINE!
Ok I'm breathing.
So that my friends is the sum total of my day.
I'm so enjoying the mall that I think I may make an appointment for a root canal.
xx Poison
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